What's a Wife for?

When Azer watches Spongebob for the 100 trillion, quadrillion, quintillion, sextillion, septillion (I could go on, you know) time, I wonder at times if he actually does have a brain inside that's not yellow and squishy. But he does.

So, Azer and I were talking about the reason I'm trying to get him to do more of his CF care himself. That someday, he will be responsible for the treatments and all the meds when he lives on his own.
Azer said, "Well, I won't have to do it ALL by myself."
Me: "Hmmm.... why won't you have to do all of it by yourself?"
Azer: "Well, my wife is going to help me do it!"

And yesterday while doing our run, Azer started laughing out loud to himself (this happens a lot). He said that he thought it was funny that everyone in the world is trying to lose weight and he's the only one trying to gain weight and that it's really easy for him to lose weight. Losing weight easily is not something to be envied!